americanexpress:

Because every day deserves a little something sweet.
In honor of National Cheesecake Day, on 7/30 and 7/31 you can get any slice at half price at The Cheesecake Factory!*
*One slice per guest.  Dine-in only.  Offer valid in US and Puerto Rico.

HALF OFF CHEESECAKE PRAISE THE LORD

americanexpress:

Because every day deserves a little something sweet.

In honor of National Cheesecake Day, on 7/30 and 7/31 you can get any slice at half price at The Cheesecake Factory!*

*One slice per guest.  Dine-in only.  Offer valid in US and Puerto Rico.

HALF OFF CHEESECAKE
PRAISE THE LORD

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….